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Sue Heath's avatar

I watched a bit of the parade on you tube. I hate trump but even I was embarrassed for him. Miss Mellie's face told me she was really pleased it all went to shit. It was such a good thing nobody tried to run a No Kings Demo in D.C., it made it look even more lacklustre as there were no Normandy Vets to tear gas. I bet the cops felt cheated.

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

As King George sang in Hamilton

‘What comes next? You've been freed. Do you know how hard it is to lead?’

It will be a brave wo(man) who steps up to lead after the chaos this shitshow administration leaves behinds

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Sue Heath's avatar

Just the reason why they may choose one…..

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

That’s better Sue 😏

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Sue Heath's avatar

NB, I am bothered by your little cup….it looks like coffee…..

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

I know Sue… what’s a girl to do to get a mug of tea emoji around here?!

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Sue Heath's avatar

It's US Cultural Imperialism. I suggest we reinstate the Revolutionary Wars and this time, we WIN! Get that tea back out of Boston Harbour!

On second thoughts…p'raps not? Imagine trying to govern that lot! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

Sue you are softening! Don’t be embarrassed for him… let the shame be all his. Delicious!

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Sue Heath's avatar

Well, let's just say I was embarrassed…..

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Digital Canary 💪💪🇨🇦🇺🇦🗽's avatar

A delicious novichokolate shake?

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

🤣.. good one!

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Keelie's avatar

Now what did you go and put the disclaimer at the bottom for? 😂❤️

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

I was a bit annoyed with myself for doing that but I work in healthcare so we always have to be clear in our documentation. Don’t worry though, Mrs Smack the White House tea lady will be back.. she might get her own Substack! 😉 ❤️

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Keelie's avatar

Ooh yay, I hope so. Some Smack Talk is much needed. Do you remember Mrs Stephen Fry? I’m picturing that get-up 😜

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

Ooh yes, uptight English woman with ill fitting wig… I think we have nailed it! 😆

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Joanna Milne 🏺's avatar

Hilarious Rebecca bravo 👏 Especially loved the N Korea and Russian tribute

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

Thanks Joanna. I think I will start calling him

‘Trumpski’ from now on. Suits him 🇷🇺

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Julie Babis's avatar

Super, made me smile after a shit day. You don't happen to have the inside line on what naughty school kids Emmanuel Macron and Giorgia Melone were whispering to each other behind their hands at the G7 do you? It resulted in Giorgia giving the best eye-roll ever!

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

Oh I loved that eye roll Julie…you could feel her distain and who could blame her? I couldn’t sit at the same table as Trump without blurting out ‘for fucks sake’ at any given opportunity. Perhaps Mrs Smack was serving tea and managed to earwig… I’ll ask 😉

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Julie Babis's avatar

The eye roll was indeed impressive. Apparently the stench emitting from the orange one is equally impressive 🤢Giorgio bless her was sent to Washington as an EU emissary as well as Prime Minister of Italy, and it was such fun watching her flirt but keep herself physically out of reach - I bet Mrs Smack enjoyed that one 😉😆

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

I bet she did Julie… she is always watching from the sidelines (preferably by an open window, she is perimenopausal after all) 😉

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Samm's avatar

I really don’t believe that tumpy is sincere in anything he does or says!!

He has been a very stupid all his life and will continue to do stupid stuff

He thinks more of himself than anything else and the fact that he has no remorse is frightening!!

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

True Samm, especially the complete lack of remorse. He has no ability to reflect. He has no insight. What a terrifying man to be in charge of anything, let alone one of the world’s most powerful countries.

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Graeme's avatar

Hahahahahahaha!

That brightened my morning!

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Rebecca Mack ☕'s avatar

Glad you started your day with a chuckle 🤭 Graeme.

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